Where do we go from here the words are coming out all weird

 I don't know about you guys but I have a strange feeling about tonight...
It's this sick sense of forboding doom...

WE ARE GONNA DIE!

*to the tune of detachable penis*

I woke up this morning and I had this feeling of incompleteness again 
this happens all the time...I'm only human
This comes in handy a lot of the time.  Sometimes it causes me to eat if it's hunger
or I will just pass out if I happen to need sleep 
but every now and again I will go to sleep, wake up, and for some reason I can't for the
life of me figure out what will fill this hole in me.

I had my customary bowl of golden grahams and that did not satisfy it
I decided to shave this morning but that didn't do the trick either
I decided to check the medicine cabinet because I heard it in a song one time 
but not this time
I closed the cabinet door because I had to go.  
I checked under the seats of my bus but that was no help either
I really don't like having this feeling for too long 
it makes me think of things I could have done and
I really hate having something like this have control over me
After a few hours of searching my soul
thinking of everything I could think of I was starting to get very depressed
so I went into work to start running
then as I was walking down fourth avenue in the direction of St. Marks Place
where I have never seen people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw a man across the street carrying nunchucks, in front of Subway
he was talking to himself for this alone I would have given him $22 bucks
but I was only carrying $17
I walked into work, laughed real hard and went to my blog
I was happy again, complete
People often admire the celebrities I have met but I don't know
Even though it was completely by chance I just witnessed a schizophenic ninja...

 to the best roomate in the whole wide world...who had to be up at 5a.m. on her birthday.

I have one thing to say to that...

SUCKER!

Have a good time with the Californicators...I will see you later. 

This mouse is doing nothing at all...sadly I am still more productive than one of my other coworkers. 

So I was outside with Dawn and a gay couple who work out at the gym walk by...my coworker Dawn decides to greet them with...
Dawn:  Happy Holidays!
For those of you who live under a rock today is the gay pride parade.  
Gay dude (smiling):  Thank you!
Dawn:  Are you going to work out?
Gay dude:  Yeah!
Dawn:  See you inside.  
They walk away.  
Me:  I think someone else will be seeing him inside.
Dawn:  That is not even funny.  
Me:  This holiday is so gay!
Dawn:  *snorts* Alright.  I will give you that one. 

Me:  David why are you here?
Claes (pronounced Klaus): He's here for gay pride.
David:  Ha! Ha!  Very funny.  
Me:  Seriously dude why are you here?
David: I'm covering for Joey.  
Joey is the very gay nights and weekends manager.  He is on "vacation"
Me: So I guess you really ARE here for gay pride then?
Claes laughs.
David:  Yeah.
Me:  Thanks for coming out. 

In other gay news.  I came across a member who is reading Augusten Burroughs The Wolf at the Table  We got to talking and apparantly the only other book she read was running with scissors.  So I grabbed my copy of Dry and gave it to her.  She is going to give me The Wolf at the table tomorrow!  Score! 
 

To either get into trouble or piss off someone at work.  Why?  

I did my job the way I am supposed to.  

You know what I'll take the money. 

Fuck you! 

(talking about men with Deedee on the sales floor)
"I love hands!  Rough rugged touch my boobies hands!