I believe the punch is spiked...
Jul. 19th, 2008 | 03:29 pm
location: work
I don't know about you guys but I have a strange feeling about tonight...
It's this sick sense of forboding doom...
WE ARE GONNA DIE!
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Schizophrenic Ninja
Jul. 19th, 2008 | 09:05 am
location: work
mood:
amused but damn tired
music: love you madly - cake
*to the tune of detachable penis*
I woke up this morning and I had this feeling of incompleteness again
this happens all the time...I'm only human
This comes in handy a lot of the time. Sometimes it causes me to eat if it's hunger
or I will just pass out if I happen to need sleep
but every now and again I will go to sleep, wake up, and for some reason I can't for the
life of me figure out what will fill this hole in me.
I had my customary bowl of golden grahams and that did not satisfy it
I decided to shave this morning but that didn't do the trick either
I decided to check the medicine cabinet because I heard it in a song one time
but not this time
I closed the cabinet door because I had to go.
I checked under the seats of my bus but that was no help either
I really don't like having this feeling for too long
it makes me think of things I could have done and
I really hate having something like this have control over me
After a few hours of searching my soul
thinking of everything I could think of I was starting to get very depressed
so I went into work to start running
then as I was walking down fourth avenue in the direction of St. Marks Place
where I have never seen people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw a man across the street carrying nunchucks, in front of Subway
he was talking to himself for this alone I would have given him $22 bucks
but I was only carrying $17
I walked into work, laughed real hard and went to my blog
I was happy again, complete
People often admire the celebrities I have met but I don't know
Even though it was completely by chance I just witnessed a schizophenic ninja...
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Happy Birthday NIKKI!
Jul. 18th, 2008 | 07:45 am
to the best roomate in the whole wide world...who had to be up at 5a.m. on her birthday.
I have one thing to say to that...
SUCKER!
Have a good time with the Californicators...I will see you later.
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yesterday...
Jul. 17th, 2008 | 11:27 pm
location: livingroom
mood:
confused
music: Superstar - Sonic Youth covering the Carpernters
I haven't given myself much time to think about it. I have buried myself in work and my other interests. But yeah this very post might have simply said....
It's a boy!
Instead I worked all day long. I went running in a weighted vest. I stayed up too late and woke up too early. What's sad is that I don't know which way I am better off with or without.
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While the cat's away...
Jul. 14th, 2008 | 04:08 pm
location: work
music: B-52's - Love Shack
This mouse is doing nothing at all...sadly I am still more productive than one of my other coworkers.
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a first in my life...
Jul. 13th, 2008 | 10:25 am
location: work
mood:
exhausted
music: Don't you want me baby? - Whatever 80's group did it
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cos my mom don't have an LJ...
Jul. 6th, 2008 | 10:31 am
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PING! Bill and Jay
Jul. 5th, 2008 | 04:24 pm
location: work
music: Here it goes again - OK Go!
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work convos have been a little more gay today!
Jun. 28th, 2008 | 05:32 pm
location: work
music: The Superbowl is Gay(playing in my head) - Andy Milonakis
So I was outside with Dawn and a gay couple who work out at the gym walk by...my coworker Dawn decides to greet them with...
Dawn: Happy Holidays!
For those of you who live under a rock today is the gay pride parade.
Gay dude (smiling): Thank you!
Dawn: Are you going to work out?
Gay dude: Yeah!
Dawn: See you inside.
They walk away.
Me: I think someone else will be seeing him inside.
Dawn: That is not even funny.
Me: This holiday is so gay!
Dawn: *snorts* Alright. I will give you that one.
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more work conversation...
Jun. 28th, 2008 | 03:03 pm
location: work
music: Express Yourself - Madonna(no joke it's actually playing in the gym)
Me: David why are you here?
Claes (pronounced Klaus): He's here for gay pride.
David: Ha! Ha! Very funny.
Me: Seriously dude why are you here?
David: I'm covering for Joey.
Joey is the very gay nights and weekends manager. He is on "vacation"
Me: So I guess you really ARE here for gay pride then?
Claes laughs.
David: Yeah.
Me: Thanks for coming out.
In other gay news. I came across a member who is reading Augusten Burroughs The Wolf at the Table We got to talking and apparantly the only other book she read was running with scissors. So I grabbed my copy of Dry and gave it to her. She is going to give me The Wolf at the table tomorrow! Score!
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My review of Wanted!
Jun. 28th, 2008 | 11:21 am
location: work
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This week I have managed...
Jun. 18th, 2008 | 07:37 pm
location: work
music: Jared Leto - Whining into a microphone!
To either get into trouble or piss off someone at work. Why?
I did my job the way I am supposed to.
You know what I'll take the money.
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Dear Livejournal
Jun. 1st, 2008 | 09:02 am
location: livingroom
Fuck you!
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funny stuff
May. 30th, 2008 | 03:48 pm
http://www.myspace.com/tinaecmusic this is so funny i pooped myself
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The Tough Guy Journal - Insanity is not a Defense for Suicide
May. 29th, 2008 | 03:45 pm
location: work
music: Yeah! - Usher
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this is my boss...
May. 29th, 2008 | 11:51 am
(talking about men with Deedee on the sales floor)
"I love hands! Rough rugged touch my boobies hands!
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creepy...
May. 22nd, 2008 | 03:09 pm
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My first real sparring session...
May. 19th, 2008 | 02:49 pm
location: work
music: Hey ya - Outkast
My second round was against a guy named Mike. Now both Luke and Mike are fighting at the end of the month and they did most of the sparring. Mike is my height but built like Steve Krause. When Mike and Luke were sparring Mike was using his size advantage and bullying Luke around. Which didn't sit well with me. I could have done that too but I wanted to learn from Luke. So when it was time for Mike and I to spar I wanted to keep pressure on him. If he wanted to use his size on me he would have to earn it. I attacked almost the entire round. When it was over my trainer was impressed. I asked him today what was so impressive he basically said that I went into the ring and did my job. I didn't get too bogged down with thought. He said that is something you can't teach. So yeah I did well.
In addition to the boxing I am training for this in January. http://www.toughguy.co.uk/ yes I am insane!
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Guess who is in my gym
May. 16th, 2008 | 09:17 am
He directed a little film called Training Day!
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I got this email today
Apr. 21st, 2008 | 06:31 pm
location: work
mood:
frustrated
Now just to put some sales on today! *headdesk*
